We made T-Shirts! Pre-Order yours now!

All shirts will be shipped usps priority mail BY Dec 14th so you can get them in time for the Holidays!

COUNT ORGASMS NOT CALORIES tee

Most people know us as a feminist bar and bakery and that includes our sex positive attitude!

100% combed cotton jersey. Runs large, we suggest ordering a size down for best fit! Allison is rocking a large. 10% of proceeds go to The Sex Workers Project.

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butter & scotch classic tee

Rep the bar & bakery of your dreams with our classic retro ringer tee!

100% fine cotton jersey construction. Steph is rocking a large, fit is true to size!

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10% Of The Proceeds From Our Count Orgasms Not Calories Go To The Sex Workers Project!

The Sex Workers Project provides client-centered legal and social services to individuals who engage in sex work, regardless of whether they do so by choice, circumstance, or coercion.

All shirts are final sale. No refunds or exchanges except in the case of damage or defect.

Shirts will ship by Dec. 14th via USPS Priority Mail only.